So someone finally had the guts to address our incessant elevator situation. Whoever you are, the entire building thanks you. We also appreciate the congenial, diplomatic approach. Had it been me, I would have written something along the lines of “Use the stairs if you’re only 1 floor away, lazyass“.
Then again, I’ve heard instances of the fire exits being locked on occasions. I seriously hope this isn’t the case. What good are locked fire exits when there’s, you know, fire? Somebody please enlighten me.